Good bye Scotland, Hello Germany,
All good things come to anend they say and edinburgh is no exception to that. My time there was the longest anywhere on my trip and yet it felt as short as any other place. Mr. Canavan poked his head into my room at 3:45 or so that that we could be up and out of the house by 4 sharp. In my groggy state I looked up at his smiling face, said good morning and slowly climbed out of bed. I had prepared all of my belongings the night before so everything was all packed up and ready to go, the only thing left to do was a quick shave, brush my teeth and then head on downstairs where Paul, Maw and Paw were waiting for me. Mr. Canavan gave me a warm hug and wished me well on my journeys and then the remained 3 of us headed out to the car to drive down to the bus stop. I had tried to insist they let me walk the measly 20 minutes there but they assured me that in interest of my safety I should allow them to drive me. While I was fairly doubtful of the dangers in downtonw Edinburgh at 3:45am on a winter morning I grudgnigly accepted their offer, and off we went
We arrived at the Bus depot with plenty of time to spare and made small talk for 10 minutes or so in the darkness on the Waverly bridge but before long the big double decker bus arrived and after big hugs good bye I was heading off to the airport in very much the same fashion as how I had arrived 5 days earlier, albeit sans cute Canadian girls to make laugh on the bus.
It was a 30 minute, 3 pound ride there which gave me a good hour and a half to kill before the flight to Hannover Germany. Security within Europe is a breeze so I killed most of the time outside my gate, laptop plugged in, going over the final details for my presentation to the German game studio later this afternoon – my sole purpose for being in Germany. I spent my time in the plane much the same way, going over the documents, adding a bit more here, taking a bit out there until I arrived into Hannover at 11am or noon and had to dicipher how the heck to get into the city from the Airport. Germany you see is the first stop on the trip where I don’t speak the language and every spare minute I’ve had to learn languages has been spent going over Spanish in preparation to living in Colombia. Sure enough there was enough english here and there but it still was the first time I felt like a fish out of water. I finally made it down the train stop in the Airport to catch the rail into the city and was fairly shocked to discover the price of the ticket was 15 euros, or roughly 30 dollars. Fairly outrageous for a 15 minute train trip but then again this is Europe so what can you do?

The train arrived on time, I got on and was wisked away to the beautiful city of Hannover.
The company I had flown in to see had graciously put me up in a hotel that was in the same large square as the main train terminal in downtown where I get off, so finding it was a pleasant surprise as I came up the stairs from the terminal, looked around and wondered how the heck I was going to find this place in this alien world, only to see it no more than 50 feet away from where I was standing. Smart thinking boys because trying to navigate the streets of a German city is something else all together. Forget a nice numbered grid system, oh no! German streets have these massive long names that for an outsider really don’t bear an semblance to anything you would easily remember or relative to one another. In fact it seems like the germans prefer it this way to a more plain and boring numbered approach and for more than just street names I discovered as I checked in. After signing the paper work a very beautiful receptionist handed me my room key and gave me a little map to my room. ‘An becuz you are here in Germany, ve don’t have numbered rooms. Our rooms are named’ she tells me. Ha! That’s right, I am not in room #103, that would be fair to plain and vanilla, my room is a german name which apparently means a meadow with a babling brook running through it, or at least that is what I am guessing as that is the beautiful illuminated picture that is hanging next to my door. Already I love this place! I make my way up to my room and again am wonderfully surprised with what these Germans have arranged for me. While the hotel is really nothing to take too much notice of from the outside, just small glass doors leading into a non-descript building, the rooms are beautiful modern. There has definitely been careful attention paid to the contemporary aesthetic of this place and I couldn’t help but feel like an international man of mystery settling into this place. It was only 11:30 and I promised to call Ze Germans when I arrived and so I picked up the phone and got on their horn with them only to be informed that a graphical team from Nvidia had just arrived today and were going over everything they were doing on their new project, meaning our meeting might have to be canceled. Meaning I had flown into Germany and they had paid to put me up in this very nice hotel for nothing. Well of course I wasn’t thinking that as I trust that everything happens as it should but I told them to email if anything changed and that I was confident my trip here hadn’t been in vain. Sure enough I received an email from the CEO a few minutes later telling me that he had cleared off 2 hours to meet with me from 2-4. It was only 11:30, which gave me plenty of time to have a quick jaunt throughout the little town, go to the nearest electronic store and find a power converter for the EU power outlets(they are different from the UK) and then head back to the room to work on the proposal for another hour or two before the meeting. Perfect! But not before I had a nice long hot shower to warm my cold bones and catch up on the one I didn’t get to take this morning at 3:30 as the hot water doesnt’ turn on in that great Scottish Castle until 7am or so. I had spied the shower as soon as I walked into the hotel room and instantly began planning out my day around taking a massive long shower in it. It was a totally self contained shower, no tub, big glass doors with a massive rain shower head on the ceiling on top of the regular shower head on the wall. It reminded by of my friend Daryl’s shower back home which I was lucky enough to use only once after him and I had decided to paint my body in edible chocolate(loong story but it can be yours for a price) and man that rain shower stuff is luxurious. So I stripped out of my clothes and opened the big glass doors to turn this beauty on but was surprised to find no knobs, no levels or anything for the water, only a glowing blue touch button embedded in the wall and then two others above it for temperature. I had alwasy wondered why we still used such primitive means to control our water temperature, always playing this guessing game when we have electronics handling every other area of our lives.. Why the hell don’t we have simple electronics in showers and bath where you can just set it to 42 degrees and know every single time that your shower will always be 42 degrees? But noooo, we like the guessing game of knobs, all the while with computeres in our fridges telling us when we are low on food, in our cars telling us the temperature and in our microwaves knowing exasctly how long a 1kg potatoe needs to cook for. Well the rational geek in me was overjoyed when my dreams of a perfectly regulated shower were answered and so after a little moment of glee I reached out and gentle ran my finger over the panel to awaken this beautiful shower and set it to exactly 42 degrees. What happened next made me laugh out loud with joy and do a little dance. Not only did the shower turn on but hidden colored LCD lights through the shower turned on and began slowly going from reds to blues to greens, but to top it all off a hidden speaker within the shower automatically began playing German symphony music whcih seemed to be chosen perfectly for the lighting ambience. Ahhh, it was the shower I had always dreamt existed but had never found and for the next 30 minutes it was all mine! Yay life!! Considering that it had been over 24 hours since my last shower and that I was right frozen to the bone from being in a rainy England for a week, a cold rainy Scotland for a week and then arriving to a -12 Germany. this shower was like a feast being served to a starving man. I relished every minute of it, and then.. oooh and then I turned off the regular shower head and I turned on the rain. Words can’t describe my elation at that moment, and so I won’t even try. Just know as I write this I have to stop for minutes on end just to sit and enjoy the overwhelming joy that fills me thinking about that shower. Perfection. After my spiritual experience with water I got all dressedup and headed out for that power adapter. It was the first full sunny day I had seen in weeks and so I left my jacket in the room, put on my dress atire and headed out into this glorious German city.

I had discussed West Germany with family back home and I had been unaware just how wealthy of a country Germany was before the war, and how wealthy they still area. Well it was one of the first things I noticed when stepping out of that hotel. The streets were pristine, no garbage anywhere, the buildings all immaculate as if they had just been cleaned before my arrival and everyone was dressed up as if they were going somewhere important. Cambridge is certainly a wealthy city and Edinburgh easily the wealthiest in all of Scotland but nothing I saw in England can compare to this. Things in this city were kept the way that you’d expect a city to be kept if there was as much money as all of the municiple sectors could possible need for anything and everything. If you took your city and every area that was short on funds had just been given all the money it needed to do everything it thought necessary then you’d end up with Hannover, or many German cities I imagine. No where was there anything in a state of dis-repair, no where could you see garbage on the streets and there were certainly no signs of homeless in sight. A very different picture than when I got off the train that brought me from Newark into Manhattan and walked down entire corridors populated by easily 100+ people sleeping on cardboard and news papers. It is certainly a very very sobering thought to think this is the country that was utterly defeated and destroyed in WWII and how it’s affluence today far outstripes that of the countries which were the apparent victors.

It was a nice, safe, clean feeling to wander the streets for a bit but I had a mission, I needed to find a power converter to ensure I had my laptop charged and my proposal online, or else what was the point of being here? So with that in mind I headed over to a large 7 story department store where the sight of endless German chocolate greeted me when I walked in. Hmm, tempting but too rich for my blood as I was becomming more and more aware of how much money I’d had left over for Colombia in a weeks time. Enough to pay rent and food? Hmm, better stick to the basics I thought. So I climbed the stairs, and the escalators one floor at a time in search for the electronics sectoin in this massive Bay – like department store until finally, upon arriving at the very top level, as luck would have it, I saw the glow of LCD screens and dangling wires that told me I had arrived at my destination. Or so I had thought, as it is certainly one thing that I have learned, or at least think I’ve learned in life is that there is never a destination, and when you think you have arrived at one you are there just long enough to realize it is nothing more than a good vantage point to point the way to the next leg of your journey. While perhaps overly philisophical for this small adventure for a power converter, it held true as this store didn’t sell what I was seeking. They did however point me to another large store down the block and so with this new information I began my great decent from the top of this tower back to the streets. In the end I did find my power converter at the other store which ended up costing another $10.00 or so, meaning I had spent just over $20.00 on power converters in Europe for two very cheap chinese made models, one for the EU and one for the UK Ryan’s word of the wise #241: Buy all of your shit that you can possibly conceivably need back home. You’ll get higher quality stuff for 1/2 the price. Which of course made me wish I had just bought the universal, multi-adapter back home for the $19.00 or whatever it was. Ah well, a good lesson learned. Trust power converter in hand I made my way back to the hotel room with an hour to spare before the meeting only to be greeted by a waiting email asking me where I was. Germany you see is an hour ahead of Scotland. Gah! I had completely forgottenand so in a mad dash I began the upload of the proposal to my server and booted ass to the studio 5 blocks away. A 15 minute walk they told me and I made it there in 4, all the while repeating the insanely lengthy names of the streets I had to remember over and over and over in my head.
I made it there safe and sound to a wonderfully patiet CEO who was happy to see me. Him and I have known each other and have been doing business together for the better part of 8 years now and this was our first meeting… So this certainly would represent one of my oldest online friends in the world and after nearly a decade our hands shook in the real world. Because of my tardiness however I didn’t spend much time on the pleasantries and we got straight to the Brass tacks, laying out my plans for his company and the IP that I would be getting specifically involved with. It wasn’t long before he brought in his current project lead to sit in with us and take in my proposal. After a few minutes I was quite shockingly informed that just about everything I had described was completely impossible with the current state of technology. Their game engine was so old and so poorly put together that implementing any changes, even for them was a near impossiblity. My mind began racing, I had flown all the way into Germany, my team had done week of intensive hard work to showcase exactly what we were bringing to the table artistically and I was being told it was all pointlessly impossible. I suppose this could have been a Kobyashi Maru situation for some but I follow Kirk/Picard in their thinking of that situation. Life certainly hadn’t brought me to Germany to propose what I thought I was here to propose, nor to get in business with these guys in the fashion that I thought I was meant to get into business with them. So why was I here then? I had about 15 minutes to find that out before my time with the CEO was up and that is exactly what I did. I’m not going to go into details about what we discussed as I can’t but what I can say is that while I went there to impress him with our brilliance in one area and secure a modest contract for those skills I walked out with 2 negotiations on the table for 2 other contracts in completely unrelated areas, each larger than the first and the possibility of a 3rd that would dwarf them all. Holding my head high I walked out of there feeling like I discovered my purpose and headed back to my hotel room to finally allow my body to go into the coma that it so desperately wanted after I had spent the past 3 weeks going on 3-4 hours of sleep a night, working sometimes 26 hours straight to prepare myself for the moment that had just passed. For the time being I could relax, knowing I had risen to the challenge, and pass out. Heh, but not before going out and buying a veggie delight sub to celebrate, which in Germany costs over $10.00 USD(regularily $3.99 back home). ZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzz, Babies don’t sleep as well as I did that night..





